"Do you have any gum? I seem to be having trouble hearing you."
"This never would have happened on the Concord."
"They're really stepping up enforcement of the seat-back rule, aren't they."
"Well that's the last time I ever turn on my cell phone in-flight."
"I could really use a tiny ten dollar bottle of Chardonnay right now."
And now I return to the venerable tradition of bashing the editors. You've really gotta hand it to them. This week they once again picked a caption so close to two of ours, and yet also decidedly inferior. Side-by-side comparison:
"Well you're the one who insisted on the smoking section."<--boo, they're clearly not planing together.
"Well when they said there was a smoking section, I couldn't resist."
"Yes, I believe smoking is allowed in these seats."
And finally, Alissa's favorite (and it works almost every week!)