Sunday, April 24, 2011

Sunday, April 17, 2011

INTRODUCING AN EXCITING NEW FEATURE OF CONCEITEDLY CAPTIONED




It recently came to my attention that you can view ALL the submitted captions for a given cartoon. This gave me an idea: get a life and give up on the caption thing. And then it gave me a better idea: mine the captions for hilariously awful ones, which I accurately predicted are extremely abundant. Starting this week, I give you the worst, and if I ever come across it, best, of the New Yorker cartoon caption submissions.
"Do you have any gum? I seem to be having trouble hearing you."

Sunday, April 3, 2011


"That's the last time we shop at Saudi Costco just because the motor oil's cheaper."