Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Conceitedly Captioned FAQ

What with this blog reaching residents of every continent and three of Jupiter's moons (breaking several Brazilian laws and international treaties to reach this guy), we get a lot of questions. The mountain of fan mail is overwhelming. And with only two writers--doing the work of ten, mind you--we could never hope, let alone desire, to answer any of them. But I did take the necessary time out of my schedule to make my personal assistant take the time to sort through our mail and compile a list of answers to the most popular inquiries.