The NEW New Yorker caption web site
ooo, one of the new yorker ones was actually funny this week, although it can still be improved upon:"It's time I told you—you were adapted."change to: "It's time someone told you—you were adapted." right??
yes! also, just had a thought:"I'm sorry, it's just that Kindle is so much thinner and better-smelling."OR (descending further into non-sensical)"Is that a Kindle in your pocket, or are you really just that unhappy to see me?"