Thursday, February 10, 2011

"These, on the other hand, are no laughing matter."
"Don't listen to that other guy—here's the real ones."
"Sorry, the paparazzi are everywhere these days."
"I was cleaning out my joke drawer and found these!"
"I don't understand why you're not taking this more seriously."


"Stop me if you've heard these before."
"Remember, it's all in the timing."
"Watch out for banana peels on the way down."<--what???

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