Need I say more

The story of tonight's reveal of this week's finalists, condensed to a single image:



In addition: I've just noticed a curious anomaly in the official contest rules: "Any resident of the U.S. or Canada (except Quebec) age eighteen or older can enter."

Except Quebec???

Sacré bleu! Apparently the Caption Contest Powers-That-Be not only lack any shred of a sense of humor, they're also brutish Americentric anti-Francophones.

[This may also explain why the French captions I've been submitting under the alias of "Élise Baguette" (phone number 714-1789) keep getting rejected...]

À bientôt, chers lecteurs,
E.B.