Sunday, April 24, 2011


“Look—we all know I’m more fun.”

“I had a feeling you’d be back.”

“Books are for nerds.”

“Let’s not point fingers here—I know you were watching Jersey Shore last night.”

“Since when did YOU get arms?”

2 comments:

  1. ooo, one of the new yorker ones was actually funny this week, although it can still be improved upon:

    "It's time I told you—you were adapted."

    change to:

    "It's time someone told you—you were adapted."

    right??

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  2. yes! also, just had a thought:
    "I'm sorry, it's just that Kindle is so much thinner and better-smelling."

    OR (descending further into non-sensical)
    "Is that a Kindle in your pocket, or are you really just that unhappy to see me?"

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